Strongest Boy in the Whole Wide World
Reigning Champion
What are our values?
- Fairness
- Competitiveness
- Safety
- Sex Appeal
Participation
Participation in the Strongest Boy competition is voluntary. I agree to indemnify and hold harmless all other boys who display their strength in the spirit of friendly competition. By competing in any events I agree to the terms and conditions and promise to uphold the values that serve as core tenants of the Strongest Boy competition
Schedule of events:
Basketball
Bench Press
DeadHang
100 Yard Dash
1/4 Mile Run
Ultimate Frisbee
Wrestling
Chess
All Events will have equal weighting in points. All teams will be chosen at random. You may sit out on any event that you do not wish to participate in. Points are typically awarded to top 5 places, this may vary by event.
Benefits
Why participate? For recognition, inspiration, and of course glory and love of country. Guaranteed to boost your testosterone 10x with just one dose. No refunds all sales are final.
Requirements
You need a clean bill of health from a certified physician, guru, shaman, or homeopathic enthusiast. You should not participate if you have not exercised at least moderately for 15 minutes a couple of times a week. Conversely, if you're really huge and jacked, maybe just sit this out as well and give the rest of us a chance. Most importantly if you come for the spirit of having fun and hopes of playing grabbing some ass with the boys, you're in the right place.