Display of Strength

Strongest Boy in the Whole Wide World

The Strongest Boy competition brings out the hunkiest boyz in the world, all eager to get greased up and display their strength in a public manner. Many have competed in this prestigious event, few have lived to tell the tale, and only one has claimed victory and become the Strongest Boy.

Reigning Champion

Our 2023 strongest boy was Colin Fong. He proved his rippling muscles weren't just for show and won a decisive chess battle to catapult himself into 1st place and secure vicotry. Word on the street is he is stronger and faster than ever, needless to say the fans are excited to see him compete again in peak condition.
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What are our values?

  • Fairness
  • Competitiveness
  • Safety
  • Sex Appeal

Participation

Participation in the Strongest Boy competition is voluntary. I agree to indemnify and hold harmless all other boys who display their strength in the spirit of friendly competition. By competing in any events I agree to the terms and conditions and promise to uphold the values that serve as core tenants of the Strongest Boy competition

Schedule of events:

Basketball
Bench Press
DeadHang
100 Yard Dash
1/4 Mile Run
Ultimate Frisbee
Wrestling
Chess

All Events will have equal weighting in points. All teams will be chosen at random. You may sit out on any event that you do not wish to participate in. Points are typically awarded to top 5 places, this may vary by event.

Benefits

Why participate? For recognition, inspiration, and of course glory and love of country. Guaranteed to boost your testosterone 10x with just one dose. No refunds all sales are final.

Requirements

You need a clean bill of health from a certified physician, guru, shaman, or homeopathic enthusiast. You should not participate if you have not exercised at least moderately for 15 minutes a couple of times a week. Conversely, if you're really huge and jacked, maybe just sit this out as well and give the rest of us a chance. Most importantly if you come for the spirit of having fun and hopes of playing grabbing some ass with the boys, you're in the right place.